Why is this fundraiser important to you?
The children are the future, just keep them away from Whitney and Bobby.
Message to your donors
I may look like an idiot, but you look like a cheap idiot if you don't help out!
3 words to predict your mustache’s final look
red | scraggly | unattractive
Odds of keeping mustache after the event
Style of Mustache
Trash
Grower Bio
I'm a 31 year old male that likes long walks on the beach, intimate conversation, and giving mustache rides. I'm looking for a 23 year old female who is . . . oh, wait, wrong website.
