Why is this fundraiser important to you?
It allows me to make my dream come true and look like a truck driver. Really, this program helps indigent kids graduate from HS and college and get good jobs
Message to your donors
This is the biggest no-brainer ever. You get to give me crap for looking like Ben Stiller in Dodgeball, and you are helping underprivilged kids at the same time.
3 words to predict your mustache’s final look
neat | thick | sexy
Odds of keeping mustache after the event
0, It's as good as gone
Style of Mustache
Fu Manchu
Grower Bio
Real Estate attorney at Brownstein, Hyatt & Farber
